Keristan Phrases and Insults

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I was inspired by Polyfamilies.com’s ‘A Poly-English Dictionary’
to try to interpret Keristan phrases and insults.
The first phrase is from their site but applies to Kerista very well.

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What We Said	What We Meant	What We Were *Really* Saying
All of my partners are equally important to me, and they're all primary.	We believe in non-preferential polyfidelity.	I'd rather not explicitly spell out what the heirarchy is, but trust me - you'll know when you run into it.
You two are in dyadic withdrawal.	You two are spending too much time together.	The fact that you two are having such a good time together is making me jealous. Stop it!
You two need to spend some time working on your dyadic lovejoy.	There is something wrong with your relationship.	Maybe if you two just fucked each other for a while you would start liking each other.
You want communal rooming house.	You want to live in a rented room instead of a community.	You don’t want to join the commune.
You want to be married in a church.	You want a husband instead of a community	You don’t want to join the commune.
You’re not an idealist.	You can’t join our commune unless you say you are an idealist.	Why don’t you want to fuck me & all my friends?
She did a nose job on him.	Doing a Nose Job: Where you decide to turn off on someone for their looks after you already said they were cute enough for you 'Now that I slept with you, I notice you need a nose job!'	She’s shallow and flighty.
The Sleeping Schedule is NOT a sex schedule.	The Sleeping Schedule did not require that you fuck the person the night you were on with them	The Sleeping Schedule IS a sex schedule.
She’s spinning.	Different subpersonalities that want different things are being expressed in rapid succession	She's confused
You don’t believe in shared leadership.	You can’t be in the commune unless you say you believe in shared leadership	You won’t do what we tell you to do.
He doesn’t understand the World Plan.	What idiot cannot understand a $100 billion budget from 1,500,000 Keristans in 900,00 B-FIC's?	He’s is stupid and shallow and just here for the sex
She’s a vagina on wheels.	She’s a unidealistic nympho	She will keep moving until something fills her vagina
She’s a missile-seeking heat	She’s a unidealistic nympho	She just wants something warm to fill her pussy
He’s a heat-seeking missile.	He’s a unidealistic nympho	He just wants something warm to put his penis in.
She’s into Mom-ism.	She cares about the welfare of her children more than she cares about being an idealist.	She disagrees with the group about how to discipline her kid.
He’s being a Bright Student.	He’s is asking questions like a bright student without having any depth or point to his inquiries.	He’s outwardly engaging, but really stupid and shallow.
I’m just asking for reassurance.	You have done something which makes me feel like you don’t love me.	Tell me you love me.
She has Beautiful Apartment Syndrome.	She would rather have a beautiful apartment than be an idealist.	She would rather have a nice place to herself than live with a bunch of dirty hippies in rundown Victorians that we never clean.
I'm not angry.	You can't be in the commune if you get angry.	I'm angry.
I'm not jealous.	You can't be in the commune if you get jealous.	I'm jealous.
He has Family-of-Origin neuroses.	He has a sick attitude towards his parents.	He's still trying to have a relationship with his parents.
We are a seduction squad.	A group of the opposite-sex in one family bands together to do everything-short-of-sleeping with a potential member in order to get them to join the family.	It would be quicker, easier, and more effective to sleep with the potential member - but we have a rule against that.